Coup's school of driving and rules of the road...

[flew-da-coup]

I have come to the realization that most people in Orlando and Atlanta are ignorant drivers. Here's a few tips...

1) When the light is green you go. See it's easy...

2) when you have a line of cars behind you and no one in sight in front of you that means you are going way to slow. At this point pull over and tear your license up and blow up your car.

3) When you are traveling in the left lane on an interstate and people are passing you on the right means that you should pull over and blow up your car too. You may think that they are speeding, but in fact you are breaking the law too!!!!!!! So don't be Mr. I"M A SAFE DRIVER fag, becuase you are not!! The left lane is a passing lane and you are impeding traffic.

4) If you drive a tractor trailor and have the urge to play traffic gaurd with your rig when the 2 lane becomes a one lane then you should be shot on sight. If you wanted to be a traffic cop then quit driving a rig. IDIOT!!!

5) When someone is trying to pass your slow ass in the left lane by going around the right do not speed up to stop them. Not only does this show that you do not know how to drive , but also shows that you suck since you have to piss strangers off becuase you never learned how to drive.

6) Driving with an animal in your lap is dangerous and if your a man then it's just gay. These people are morons with no life.

7) Getting on a flowing interstate @ 45 MPH is stupid too. You cause more accidents then anyone else on the interstate. This is actually true .

If your car cannot drive safely @ the posted speed limit while it is raining then you need a new car or just stay off the road while it's raining.

9) Don't slow down to a crawl a 1/2 mile from where you want to turn. If your brakes are that bad then replace them or keep your car off the road.

10) If you can't drive the speed limit then keep your car off the road!!!

11) Do not stop in the middle of a turn with cars behind you. THis practice is usually done by the real stupid people.

12) If you think the car is too close to your rear do not tap the brakes. Just pull over and let him by, becuase in reality it's your fault he is riding your ass because you are too slow!!!! Maybe they wouldn't ride your butt if you would just do the speed limit. Idiot.

13) never pull out in traffic when you know they will have to slam on the brakes to stop from hitting you. Doing this is a clear indication that you don't need to be driving.

14) running a red traffic light is my pet peeve!! If the light turns yellow then stop if you can. JUST BECAUSE OTHER IN FRONT OF YOU ARE RUNNING IT DOESN"T MEAN YOU CAN. I have witnessed a whole line of cars running a red light in Orlando and stopping us from going. ( I have actually punched the gas and hit someone who ran a light before and they got the ticket when I did it on pupose ) I would not recommend doing this around me! As long as everyone follows my other rules then running red lights to stay on time would not be needed. THose who run red lights usually do all the things that I hate above.

15) if you drive without insurence then you should be executed when caught.



more to come soon...

and yes these are my real feelings

[MIRCS]

I agree with all but #4.

I appreciate when the signs have been up for miles that the lane is ending and still people in too big a hurry pull into that lane just to get back over 5 cars up because the DAMN lane is closed.

I really appreciate those big rigs pulling into that lane and forcing the stupid people into the correct lane and actually end up speeding everything up because your not having a buttload of people merging at the lane ending.

[flew-da-coup]

I agree with all but #4.

I appreciate when the signs have been up for miles that the lane is ending and still people in too big a hurry pull into that lane just to get back over 5 cars up because the DAMN lane is closed.

I really appreciate those big rigs pulling into that lane and forcing the stupid people into the correct lane and actually end up speeding everything up because your not having a buttload of people merging at the lane ending.

My beaf with that is that they do it miles before , plus it just causes a bottle neck earlier. So what good is that?