Coup should move to California!

[Old-Navy]

Lompoc     2006SEP06

Man arrested acting on sheep 'fantasy'

Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies found a bizarre scene Wednesday morning when they stopped outside the La Purisima Mission to investigate an empty car.

Thinking they would find a suspect trespassing on state park property, deputies discovered 69-year-old Alfred Thomas Steven of Huntington Beach naked and coated in olive oil and oats in the sheep enclosure.

When deputies confronted Steven, they found that he had a loaded .357 revolver, officials said. Steven also allegedly admitted that he was enacting a fantasy and he drove up to the mission, at 2295 Purisima Road, from Huntington Beach for that purpose.

Steven was arrested on misdemeanor charges of trespassing on state park property, animal cruelty, sexually assaulting an animal, and possession of a loaded firearm, deputies said.

Park rangers were called to help with the investigation, and Steven was eventually released with a citation, officials said.

No animals were hurt in the incident, according to deputies.

[MIRCS]

Lompoc     2006SEP06

Man arrested acting on sheep 'fantasy'

Orange County sheriff's deputies found a bizarre scene Wednesday morning when they stopped outside the La Purisima Mission to investigate an empty car.

Thinking they would find a suspect trespassing on state park property, deputies discovered 39-year-old Flew-da-Coup of Orlando naked and coated in olive oil and oats with velcro gloves and hip boots nearby in the sheep enclosure.

When deputies confronted Coup, they found that he had a loaded .357 revolver, officials said. Coup also allegedly admitted that he was enacting a fantasy and he drove over to the mission, at 2295 Purisima Road, from Orlando for that purpose.

Coup was arrested on misdemeanor charges of trespassing on state park property, animal cruelty, sexually assaulting an animal, and possession of a loaded firearm, deputies said.

Park rangers were called to help with the investigation, and Coup was eventually released with a citation, officials said.

No animals were hurt in the incident, according to deputies.

fixed.................now we have the real story

[docbyers]

Now that's interesting...  How did he send me an email from his work account in FL when he was really in CA coated in oats?  Must have a Blackberry... 

[MIRCS]

Now that's interesting...  How did he send me an email from his work account in FL when he was really in CA coated in oats?  Must have a Blackberry... 

Read the quoted version above

[bradley563]

That is just BAAAAAd.    But funny.

[flew-da-coup]

Busted