What do you think about this story line?

flew-da-coup · 08-21-2006 -- 13:03:57

Okay, those of you who know me personally know that I have an 8 year old son ( almost 9 yrs old, as he puts it ) that has a very odd yet funny sense of humor. The only problem is he likes to express his strange humor in school to get the other boys & girls laughing. Well this time it was the teacher that was laughing.

The teacher gave them an assignment to write a short story about anything they wanted to. Noah stated that he asked her twice if he can write about superhuman body hair and she said yes twice. After they wrote their short story they were to read it before the class. Well Noah saw it to be perfect oppertunity to make a showcase of his talent. I guess much of this is my fault due to the fact I let him watch Adam Sandler movies since he was 2. By the way Adam Sandler is his favorite actor and Billy Madison is his favorite movie. Anyway on to the story.

Noah compiled all his thoughts and put them to paper and he came up with the most disturbing superhero. His creation was a superhero named: Bubba the Super Butt- Hair Hero. Okay, this butthair weilding superhero had 2 very powerful butt hairs that could mutate into just about anything. All Bubba had to do is drop his drawers and he was in action. He could fly by turning his butt hairs into heliocopter blades and he found this useful because he was able to have a clear view of the city when in flight. He could morph his powerful butt hairs into supersonic darts that are poisonous and they replace themselves after being fired. Bubba can even walk using the 2 butt hairs as legs. He even drilled to the center of the earth with them to catch his arch enemy Bobby Butt Blisters.

Anyway the teacher has learned NOT to give Noah artistic Freedom. She said that she was so amazed at his story she couldn't even stop him as he was reading it in class. I guess I should have never let him watch Adam Sandler. I just asked him on the phone why he did it and of course he said he wanted to get his class to laugh at him. Go figure? Well the teacher now knows what she is dealing with. She says that he is very smart but his sense of humor is what she really likes about him. I am just glad he has a young teacher, most other teachers would have had his and Bubba's butt hairs in the office before he could have finished his story. For the life of me I cannot remember when I dropped him on his head.

I have to have a talk with him about this though. he cannot be doing this all the time in class. I really can't discourge it either because he is a trip to talk to when he gets into his weird/funny mode.

Look for his book on Amazon.com in the future. BUBBA the SUPER BUTT-HAIR HERO.

docbyers · 08-21-2006 -- 13:34:54

I can't wait to see the illustrated Marvel comic book!

Old-Navy · 08-21-2006 -- 13:37:04

NOAH ROCKS!!!!!!!!

Coup, the last thing I would want to do is try to suppress what he wants to do. Let him roll with it. Only deal with it if becomes a major issue.

In the meantime, laugh yer ass off!!

bradley563 · 08-21-2006 -- 15:13:16

Did he get an "A"

cobychuck · 08-21-2006 -- 15:18:49

Don't suppose he wrote it on a computer so we can get a look at the story? After that introduction, I think we're all curious.

Old-Navy · 08-21-2006 -- 15:25:42

Yeah.. WE WANNA READ IT!

flew-da-coup · 08-21-2006 -- 17:19:47

I will type it in MSword and copy/paste it to the forum, but you will have to give me a day or two. It's not long and I just had the chance to read it. It's pretty strange.

But funny

cobychuck · 08-29-2006 -- 08:57:29

Coup! We still wanna read it.

flew-da-coup · 08-29-2006 -- 09:36:39

Dude, I totally forgot. Sorry. I will get around soon to posting it. sorry

flew-da-coup · 08-30-2006 -- 06:46:35

Here it is guys.

It happened in a trailer park in Alabama just last year. Bubba was watching T.V. in his living room with everything going as normal. The bully named Bobby that Bubba has to deal with at school was in his trailer eating squirrels and frogs. What both of them did not know was that toxic waste had made it's way into their toilets. Bubba's toilet seat was broken and when he sat on it his butt touched the toxic water. Two very powerful hairs grew from his butt that glowed green. Bobby went to sit on the toilet in his trailer and he ended up with big nasty blisters on his butt that could talk. Bubba and Bobby both found out that their butts both now had superpowers. The next day at school Bobby started to pick on Bubba and Bubba decided to drop his pants and slap Bobby with one of his powerful butt hairs. Bobby went flying across the room and used his big blisters to stop his fall. This was the beginning of the biggest battle the world has ever seen. Bubba decided to use his super powerful butt hairs for good. Bobby decided to use his toxic waste leaking and talking blisters for evil. Bubba learned to use his super butt hairs for flying around the city like a helicopter looking for bad guys. One day he came across Bobby Butt Blisters robbing a bank. Bobby Butt Blisters was burning the doors of the safe with the toxic waste from his butt blisters when Bubba the Super Butt Hair Hero came in. Bubba dropped his pants and shot the two super sonic and poisonous butt hairs at Bobby Butt Blisters. Bobby turned and shot toxic waste at the darts stopping them from reaching him. Bubba's butt hairs replaced themselves and Bubba started to walk on them. Bubba started fighting Bobby while standing on his butt hairs. Bobby saw that he was losing and ran to his underground cave in the center of the earth. Bubba the Super Butt Hair hero followed him to his cave by drilling down to the center of the earth with his butt hairs. Bubba found Bobby in his cave talking to the blisters on his butt. Bobby had a habit doing that. Then Bubba the Super Butt Hair hero dropped his pants once again and shot several hairs at Bobby Butt Blister's butt. Bubba's hairs hit every one of Bobby's butt blisters popping them. Bobby was now helpless. Then Bubba tied Bobby up with his butt hairs and called the cops on his Super Butt Hair cell phone. Bubba the Super Butt Hair Hero still flies around Alabama looking for trouble and stops the bad guys in their tracks with his wonderful butt hairs. Since then he has learned the way of the butt hairs. Bubba has learned how to drive a car with them. He has also learned how to use them while playing baseball and hits homeruns every time. I wish I had butt hairs like that. Don't you.

cobychuck · 08-30-2006 -- 09:11:48

So when can we expect to see the comic book in stores? Hell, when do we get to see the animated Saturday morning cartoon show?

flew-da-coup · 08-30-2006 -- 09:30:15

That would be a sight to see.