Worst Movie Lines Ever.

Started by flew-da-coup, 08-14-2006 -- 10:40:32

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flew-da-coup

Okay everyone. Here is your chance to post the dumbest or worst movie line ever. Please post the name of the movie with the line. :-D
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

Old-Navy

#1
"You're a godsend, a saviour."
"No, I'm a postman."
- A BLIND WOMAN to the POSTMAN (Kevin Costner) in The Postman (1997)
<~Precision Bombing Begins With Precision Measurement~>                        The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~~~~ Socrates               

Old-Navy

 "Today we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)
<~Precision Bombing Begins With Precision Measurement~>                        The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~~~~ Socrates               

Old-Navy

 "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) to WILLIAM THACKER (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)
<~Precision Bombing Begins With Precision Measurement~>                        The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~~~~ Socrates               

Old-Navy

 "You can be my wingman any time."
- TOM KASANZKY (Val Kilmer) to LT. PETE MITCHELL (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)
<~Precision Bombing Begins With Precision Measurement~>                        The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~~~~ Socrates               

Old-Navy

"I love you."
"Ditto."
- MOLLY JENSEN (Demi Moore) and SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze) in Ghost (1990)
<~Precision Bombing Begins With Precision Measurement~>                        The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~~~~ Socrates               

Old-Navy

"I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)
<~Precision Bombing Begins With Precision Measurement~>                        The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~~~~ Socrates               

flew-da-coup

Quote from: Old-Navy on 08-14-2006 -- 10:45:36
"I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)

yeah, this one really makes you want to kick him in the nuts.
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

Old-Navy

Oh yeah. But I was happy he turned into a Popsicle at the end.  Served him right.
<~Precision Bombing Begins With Precision Measurement~>                        The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~~~~ Socrates               

bradley563

"Get in my belly"

Austin Powers
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN:

A veteran - whether on active duty, honorably discharged, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in

flew-da-coup

I think that needs to be put into the Best Movie Lines. :-D
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

bradley563

No it is a stupid line.   My nephews point at my belly and say it.
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN:

A veteran - whether on active duty, honorably discharged, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in

flew-da-coup

You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

bradley563

It is not, it makes me feel really bad and start crying.......LOL
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN:

A veteran - whether on active duty, honorably discharged, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

#14
"You complete me..."
Tom Cruise to that one broad in "Jerry Mcguire"
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."