To be politically correct....

Started by flew-da-coup, 06-27-2006 -- 05:11:02

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flew-da-coup

06-27-2006 -- 05:11:02
It has come to my attention that calling our enemies in the East "Rag Heads" or "Towel Heads" is offensive. It was explained to me that it is not a towel and it is not a rag on their head. I was told it was a little sheet on there head. The little sheet is wrapped up in a certian way, and that they wish that we would not refer to it as a "Rag" or a "towel". I will honor their wishes and refer to it as it is. For now on I will call them " Little sheet Heads". We do want to be politically correct don't we. Please be kind and refer to them as " Little Sheet Heads " for now on.
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

coastiecappy

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06-27-2006 -- 11:23:53
Flew, are you sure it was sheet's ? I heard it was sheep, and that men were men and the sheep ran scared.
Alle the world's a stage, and alle the men and women players : Why are most so woefully unrehearsed ?
Willy Shakespeare the younger

docbyers

#2
06-27-2006 -- 11:59:45
Might have been "the men are men and the sheep are nervous."
If it works, it's a Fluke.

bradley563

#3
06-27-2006 -- 12:00:02
Hey flew would not give up his sheep to no one......
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN:

A veteran - whether on active duty, honorably discharged, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in

flew-da-coup

#4
06-28-2006 -- 04:29:19
Baah...baah..BAAH....

Shut up! they might hear you and start rumors about me.

Never mind that guys. :oops:
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

#5
07-05-2006 -- 08:39:59
FYI....
Towel-heads are people from India that are allow to marry animals (I swear to God, I read some really F-up stuff about India in the UAE. That contry is un-goddly wierd) and rag heads are our friendly, IED-laying Habib Ali friends. And trust me, it's a rag...
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

#6
07-05-2006 -- 08:41:11
I saw this shirt that said, and I quote:
If you ain't Muslim, then you ain't Shiite! :mrgreen:
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."

docbyers

#7
07-05-2006 -- 09:31:30
I guess if your wife dies, and is reincarnated as a cow, for example, and she was a REALLY good wife, then you might entertain ideas of marrying the cow...  :-)

Coup likes his sheep, but I don't think he'd ever marry one of them.  That would be baaaaaaaad...

(Sorry, guys, that just sort of came out...)
If it works, it's a Fluke.

NRA4Life

#8
07-05-2006 -- 15:34:07
I always said "Mutton's better than nuthin".

flew-da-coup

#9
07-06-2006 -- 04:29:59
They are all B!tche$.
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35
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