What's the worst state to live in?

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

Yeah, it's like what Ron White says: You ain't never met a healthy vegan...they're all pasty, pale, and gault-looking....

[flew-da-coup]

If you want to see something funny then Google Vegan BodyBuilders. Man that is some funny crap. The vegan bodybuilders look like girl bodybuiders.

[flew-da-coup]

Here check this out.  http://www.veganbodybuilding.org/

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

I don't believe that! I've really seen it all...What a f-in joke

[flew-da-coup]

What did I tell you. Hahahahaha

Girly men...

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

To get muscles, one must consume muscles....we're at the top of the food chain looking down...and it's a looong way down....

[flew-da-coup]

Wait a minute. I don't think that's right. If you eat nuts does that mean you will get nuts?   Hahaha

I agree with you Devil_Dog.

[Valdic]

Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...

Next time those damn hippies have the audacity to ask you to break bread with them, you should smite them with your bible. That will show them what's what!

[docbyers]

I think in Dog's world, smiting with the Bible is verboten.  It's the "more flies with honey than with vinegar" approach...  He's going to do the "love thy neighbor" thing until they convert to a more conventional way of thinking, and then keep right on loving the neighbor (and probably sharing boar meat with them...)

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...

Next time those damn hippies have the audacity to ask you to break bread with them, you should smite them with your bible. That will show them what's what!

First off, I wouldn't wanna contaminate the Good Book like that. They limit there showers to one every other fiscal year so the dolphins have more water to swim in. And that's nasty....

Yeah I figured that once I hit "godly-status"(Gunnery Sergeant ), I'll start doing some smitting. But since I'm out of my beloved Corps, I'll let the Great CO do all the smitting. Since they don't eat meat, I've been inviting them to every cookout I'd had since....

I told them that I'm sometimes a vegan if you count Copenhagen as a vegatable

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

Wild boar ain't meat, it's pork and they shouldn't have a problem with that. I was nice enuff to try some of their soy milk. After that, in a very nice, tactfully, Southern Baptist Christian way, I told them that was the most god-awful sh*t I've ever put in my mouth...Then I had to explain that soy milk is just a gimick, a false product if you will, that some fancy SUV driving, safari-hunting corporate white collar fella invented to fool the likes of you. You probably bought his turbo charged Hummer and the gear he hunted with.  In order for you to produce milk, one must tits. An since soy beans don't have tits, then hmmmmm.....Dude, you're just drinking soy juice. And thanks for my new rifle!

[docbyers]

As mentioned before somewhere on this site, soy plants are a bitch to milk, so your logic is sound.  The Hummer bit was a nice touch; well done!

[mrrob007]

Not all of us in Cali are self-absorbed pretentious a-holes.   

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

you must be an implant!

[flew-da-coup]

Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...

Next time those damn hippies have the audacity to ask you to break bread with them, you should smite them with your bible. That will show them what's what!

First off, I wouldn't wanna contaminate the Good Book like that. They limit there showers to one every other fiscal year so the dolphins have more water to swim in. And that's nasty....

Yeah I figured that once I hit "godly-status"(Gunnery Sergeant ), I'll start doing some smitting. But since I'm out of my beloved Corps, I'll let the Great CO do all the smitting. Since they don't eat meat, I've been inviting them to every cookout I'd had since....

I told them that I'm sometimes a vegan if you count Copenhagen as a vegatable

Devil_Dog and I eat the same vegies. I love my Copenhagen and it is enviromental friendly. Save the Whales and dip Copenhagen.