What's the worst state to live in?

[Thraxas]

I would love California if it weren't for the people and their frivolous laws.

I would love California to sink to the bottom of the ocean.

[Thraxas]

I wouldn't know. I don't listen to groups named after a dude's private parts.

[kavin.catalfu]

Is it OK to have never been to a place and say you hate everything about it?  Well if that is the case I have always hated....wait for it, wait for it-you guessed Cali Fricking ornia.  Pretentious a holes.  It is sad that is the one state I wouldn't minde going back under Mexican control...well wait maybe I went too far with that.  Let the celebutants, and the hollywood "elite" leave and maybe california will be inhabitable again...maybe.

[flew-da-coup]

California will be hit by a major earthquake. God will take care of those reporbates.

[cs137]

If your fair skinned, like being taxed to death, love taking lots of anti depressants and drinking contaminated well water you would love ohio.

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

Hey you guys have the death penalty and actually use it...
Got some neighbors from Cali that just moved in (FT Worth). they just had "Liberal Stank" oozing from them. I saw the female was wearing burkenstocks and this hemp dress with no bra and her husband needs a haircut. They asked us what we do and I replied that both me and my wife just got out the Corps. They asked me how I felt about the war in Iraq. I replied, and I qoute,"Where else can you kill someone legally and have fun doing it? Plus, we have all these new weapons we need to try out..." They're jaws hit the floor. It was awesome! Those hippies are really going to be hurting (My street is very conservative, and we're all prior or current military guys. My friend across the street is an F-16 pilot). 

[flew-da-coup]

After you told them about your thoughts on the war you should have asked them " What's your thoughts on the war?" I bet they would have not been honest.

[kkudla]

After you told them about your thoughts on the war you should have asked them " What's your thoughts on the war?" I bet they would have not been honest.

even better you should tell them that you're glad they executed Stanley "Tookie" Williams and that Fox News is the greatest news network ever.

[flew-da-coup]

Stupid hippies.

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

The neighbors asked my wife and I over for a cook-out. But we had to bring our own meat.
Apparently, they wanted to show my wife and I that tofu can taste like meat. WTF!!!!

They're trying to be nice I guess, but damn! People from Cali remind me of aliens. Like that one flick with Rowdy Ronnie Piper!

[docbyers]

Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...

[flew-da-coup]

Every male vegetarian I have known has a girl body. None of them look like men. Let me guess, your neighbor has pencile arms and looks kinda sickly. Typical for a male robbing his body of meat. If he wants to be a sissy let him. I just don't see how a girly man gets a woman. Like my wife says " I can't see being married to a man that doesn't make me feel safe". Now, how can a man with a girly body make a woman feel safe?

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...

OUTSTANDING IDEAL!!!! I'll be sure to have my Ted Nugent's "Call of the WIld" hunting vids playing in the background alone with Lynard!

[PMEL_DEVIL-DOG]

Every male vegetarian I have known has a girl body. None of them look like men. Let me guess, your neighbor has pencile arms and looks kinda sickly. Typical for a male robbing his body of meat. If he wants to be a sissy let him. I just don't see how a girly man gets a woman. Like my wife says " I can't see being married to a man that doesn't make me feel safe". Now, how can a man with a girly body make a woman feel safe?

That is very true.....It's something about meat that does the male testastone good!

[flew-da-coup]

I just don't get these guys who think they are healthy not eating meat. All they have to do is look in the mirror and see that they are robbing themselves of protien.