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[Thraxas]

Top 10 Junk Science Scams
8. PETA: Milk Drinking Makes for Future Felons

With its web site repeatedly alluding to acts of animal cruelty committed in childhood as being predictors of adult criminality, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sponsored in-school curricula teaching children that eating meat and drinking milk constitutes "animal cruelty." PETA's "Milk-Stealing Ming," for example, was depicted with his mouth attached to an unhappy cow's udder, alongside a "wanted poster" describing his crimes and exclaiming, "cows make milk for their babies, not for maniacs like Ming."

We should send PETA to Iran.

[flew-da-coup]

PETA , where the men are girls and the girls are men. Homo group. A bunch of sissies.

[Thraxas]

Bunch of meat haters.

[flew-da-coup]

yeah, meataphobes

[docbyers]

I subscribe to the anti-thesis of PETA: Prefer Eating Tasty Animals

[Thraxas]

I subscribe to the anti-thesis of PETA: Prefer Eating Tasty Animals

I agree with that one, Doc.

[docbyers]

I gotta get Flynn up here to do some grillin' for me!

Flynn, time to visit the Air Force Museum in Dayton; you can camp out at my place while you're here!

[Thraxas]

Flynn's too busy working overtime.

[flew-da-coup]

I love animals, They taste great.

[cobychuck]

God makes cow, man make BBQ.  What more do you want?

[docbyers]

God makes cow, man make BBQ.  What more do you want?

Biblically supported in Genesis 1:26-28

[K-Rock]

From "The Late Show"

Top Ten Surprises In Al Gore's Global Warming Movie


10. The role of Al Gore was played by Bruce Willis

9. During summer months, Al and Tipper host nude barbecues

8. Hilarious outtake of Al Gore saying, "Wobal Glarming"

7. It's a musical

6. Refers to Arizona as being "Hotter than Tipper's ass"

5. Claims global warming melted Kenny Rogers' face

4. Blames the crisis on a creepy Albino

3. The scientist who supports all his claims is Al Gore in a mustache

2. Best solution is to contribute heavily to Gore-In-2008.com

1. It felt longer than the Florida recount

[K-Rock]

From "The Late Show"

Top Ten Questions George W. Bush Asked The New CIA Director

10. "How many national security threats can you ignore per minute?"

9. "Any chance the 'A' in 'CIA' stands for 'Anchovies'?"

8. "How many years experience do you have sitting on your ass doing nothing?"

7. "Do you prefer being called 'dude' or 'dawg'?"

6. "Can we speed this up? I wanna see 'RV'."

5. "Is Cialis right for you?"

4. "Can you explain to me what the hell is happening on 'Lost'?"

3. "So, do you speak Iraqian?"

2. "What would it take to make Letterman disappear?"

1. "Can you get me some surveillance photos of Jessica Alba sunbathing?"

[Thraxas]

God makes cow, man make BBQ.  What more do you want?

I'd like some corn on the cob and some mashed potatoes please.

[flew-da-coup]

Side items are a waste of good stomach space. More meat please.