We've all been stationed at bases that were NOT called by their real names by the people stationed there. What are your favorites?
For example:
F.E. Warren AFB, WY = "F.E. Burn 'em" (It's an ICBM base- go figure!)
Ramstein AB, Germany = "Ramshaft," or "Headquarters Unsafe" (in lieu of Headquarters USAFE)
Sembach AB, Germany = "Sum Bitch"
USS YellowStone= RollingStone
Great Lakes Naval Training Center= Great Mistakes
Groton Sub-base= Rotton Groton
USS Fulton .. The Fulton Hilton
USS Hunley.. Stalag 31
USS Jason.. The Jolly J
I can't remember but I think one of the tenders was christened "Doc" by Walt Disney.. or so the story goes. The Prairie I think...
USS Iwo Jima LPH-2. I Want One Jammed In My Ass. Little Pricks Hurt 2.
GUAM .. Give Up And Masturbate
USS Prairie = PIG, love boat, PIG
USS McKee = PIG
USS Cape Cod = PIG
ASU Bahrain = Alcohol Support Unit Southwest Asia
No No No... The USS ACADIA was the "Love Boat". She was even called that in the national news after coming back from Desert Storm with a bunch of pregnancies and a scorching case of Herpes!!!
I miss that ship. Best one I ever served on.
True....very true, but I believe at one time or another every Tender in San Dog and Long Beach were called the Love Boat
Cape Cod was the best one I ever served on.
Keesler AFB = Keebler Airplane Patch
Holloman AFB = It may not be the middle of nowhere, but you can see it from here. (okay, not a nickname but I couldn't resist)
We used to say that about F.E. Warren AFB, as well. My uncle (retired USAF) saw me at a family reunion years ago, and inquired as to my current location. When I told him I was in Cheyenne, WY, he said "Man! That's out in the middle of nowhere!"
I said "No, it's not in the middle of nowhere, but you can see it from there..."
Holy Loch, Scotland... Holy Crotch
Quote from: Old-Navy on 08-04-2006 -- 09:31:45
No No No... The USS ACADIA was the "Love Boat". She was even called that in the national news after coming back from Desert Storm with a bunch of pregnancies and a scorching case of Herpes!!!
I miss that ship. Best one I ever served on.
I think it was also the USS Eisenhower (CVN-69) that was also called the Love boat. first carrier to do a full cruise with females on board.
USS Enterprise (CVN-65) Big "E", Big Exception, Big Enema
USS Eisenhower (CVN-69) Love boat, Ike
USS Wasp (LHD-1) We always serve poultry
Best I ever heard was the USS Aubrey Fitch.....................Always underway but return every year for inspection to catch hell
NSF Diego Garcia (BIOT) Dodge
From my old Air Force days.
Laughlin AFB (Del Rio, TX) Laugh-in AFB
Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself!!!!
my all time favourite
Jebel Ali.. Gerbil Alley
LOL.......Gerbil Alley.......... I have been there and played in the sandbox by the pier......
NAS Point Mugu (CA)......... NAS Point My Spew
USS Theodore Roosevelt.....................Teddy Ruxpin
USS Kitty Hawk................sh!tty Kitty
Al Kharj, Saudi Arabia ==> Al's Garage
Seymour Johnson ==> Shady J
Pope AFB ==> No Hope Pope
From my Air Guard days, Phelps Collins at Alpena, MI -- All penis
USS WASP- We Always Serve Poultry
Marine Aviation Logistic Sqadron (MALS 24) 24- Marines Awaiting Legal Separation on the 24th.... :|
Quote from: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 08-10-2006 -- 14:47:53
USS WASP- We Always Serve Poultry
This one was used on page 1
WASP- We're All Stupid Punks. :evil:
Just kidding...
AFRTS - Armed Forces Radio and Television Services.. A-FARTS
BCG's: Birth Control Glasses. Standard Navy-issue corrective eyewear
Civilian Under Naval Training
ummm.. am I bending the rules with this one??? :evil:
How about Navy rates...
ET.............Extra Testicle
AE.........one wire or diode
AT......Lords and Masters
Navy Calibration Technicians.............Prima Donnas
AM.........metal benders
AO...............BB stacker
AD..............people who have absolutly no clue as to what the "D" stands for
Quote from: bradley563 on 08-12-2006 -- 11:46:03
AT......Lords and Masters
You misspelled masturbaters.
IM................INVINCIBLE MASTERS
Quote from: flew-da-coup on 08-14-2006 -- 05:05:01
Quote from: bradley563 on 08-12-2006 -- 11:46:03
AT......Lords and Masters
You misspelled masturbaters.
I thought that was RM's..................Routinely Masturbate
No that would be Rectal Monkeys.
OM/IM .. Open Mouth, Insert Meat
Quote from: MIRCS on 08-14-2006 -- 07:27:40
IM................INVINCIBLE MASTERS
INVINCIBLE METROLOGIST :-D
Intelligent Metrologist... :-D
Quote from: flew-da-coup on 08-14-2006 -- 11:32:49
Intelligent Metrologist... :-D
I was just getting ready to post that one.
Air Force....................Wing Nuts
Air Force........................zoomies
Air Force................Air Farce
Navy......................Squids
And the definition of a SQUID? A ocean creature that swims along and sh!ts on Marine life.........
Air Force - Chair Force.
PFC=perfect for cleaning....
GRUNT= Ground Reconnaisance Unit - Not Trainable
Kool-aid - Bug Juice
Ain't
Ready for
Marines
Yet
Uncle
Sam's
Misguided
Children
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
Here we go. I'm going to have to hold Devil_Dog back, but I can't hold his wife back too. You better run Old-Navy. Mrs. Devil_Dog might catch up with you. :-o
Just love the damned acronyms. Nothing against our USMC brothers.
SEMPER FI!
AND Especially!.. No Dis intended for Devil_Dog, or Mrs. Devil_Dog either!
You better back peddle faster out the cabbage/jar heads are coming for ya :-D
Quote from: Old-Navy on 08-16-2006 -- 16:53:26
AND Especially!.. No Dis intended for Devil_Dog, or Mrs. Devil_Dog either!
You lucky, OldNavy, Mrs. Devil_Dog just got done sharping her KBAR!!!! :-D :-D :-D
Sounds like one woman I'd wanna avoid!
Well, I increased your 'good' karma level by 1. Hope that helps! :-D :-D :-D