What's up with the new PMEL guys???

[Thraxas]

If you don't like your new guys, you can fill out a Product Quality Defeciency Report and try to get your money back from the Air Force. Your new techs aren't meeting specs right of the box, and you don't want a communications tech that's been improperly labeled as a PMEL tech. I'm assuming you're guys are still under warranty. You might want to double check. Warranties tend to end after a period known as "terminal leave". 

[flamy78]

only the Army guys "work for a living"

[flew-da-coup]

I work for living and I require my two boys to say ma'am & sir to all adults.

[Thraxas]

I work for living and I require my two boys to say ma'am & sir to all adults.

You also let them learn how to beat people up. Does this mean that when they're older they'll be able to kick a$$ with politeness? 

[flew-da-coup]

There is no better way to beat the crap out of a person than to be polite about it.

[Thraxas]

There is no better way to beat the crap out of a person than to be polite about it.

Maybe they'll grow up to be Secret Service agents.

[flew-da-coup]

I guess they beat the crap out of people in a polite manner. They do wear suits and ties when they do it.

[Thraxas]

So, they're well dressed a$$ kickers.

[flew-da-coup]

Well, it's better than PMEL.

[Thraxas]

Yeah, they wouldn't do too well in PMEL. Fighting skills wouldn't help them determine the difference between a RG58 and RG62.

[flew-da-coup]

unless they were using them as weapons. Then they would need to know to go with the RG62

[Thraxas]

Does a RG62 have more stopping power or something?

[flew-da-coup]

No. It's thicker and can withstand more when wrapped around the perps neck. I find that the RG58 breaks too often. However, a tweeker makes a good weapon to gouch out the perps eyes.

[Thraxas]

And your attenuators make great darts.

[flew-da-coup]

You can also use 400 Deg. C molten salt from a Hart Temp Bath.