Favorite Quotes

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cs137

When some guy walks in and smacks the back of your favorite head up against a bathroom wall and asks if you have paid your du's, you just remember what old jack burton says at a time like this. Have you paid your du's, yes sir the cheque is in the mail.

-big trouble in little china-

cs137

Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!

Phys_dim

I'd rather Dodge 'em them drive 'em!

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cs137

"Gilligan little buddy" are you alright!

kavin.catalfu

"I've come to chew bubble-gum and kick @ss, but I'm all out of bubble-gum"
Roddy Piper
"They Live"

Hopefully I got it close enough
Kavin Catalfu
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"Quality has much in common with sex.  Everybody is for it... everybody feels they understand it...everyone thinks execution is only a matter of following natural inclinations...most people feel that all problems in this area are caused by other people..."    Phillip Crosby

cs137

"If you die, were splittin up your gear"

swampgator

No good deed goes unpunished.

cs137

From Herman Munster:   "Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn! Darn!......

cs137

"Dont touch that you fool!! Its the history eraser button!!

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

"An army of deer being led by a lion is to be feared more than an army of lion being led by a deer."
-Phillip of Macedonia
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

"Can't polish a turd..."
-My drill indtructor referring to a recruit who just didn't get it.
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

"You gotta be sh*tting me! There's more of you?!"
-My drill instructor in referring to the same recruit in last post. We was having an inspection. You have to state your name when the inspector gets in front of you. Just so happens his name was James Johnson, III.
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

"I'm ya Huckleberry..."
-Doc Holiday, Tombstone
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

"Marines know how to use their bayonets. Army bayonets may as well be paper-weights."
Navy Times; November 1994
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."

PMEL_DEVIL-DOG

"Why in hell can't the Army do it if the Marines can. They are the same kind of men; why can't they be like Marines.?"
Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, USA; 12 February 1918
"Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina: Where young men who can't hack it, drop out, and become outstanding Air Force Officers..."