Dumb Airmen

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flew-da-coup

#75
08-14-2006 -- 05:08:47
make them eat the butts. That'll teach'em. :evil:
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

bradley563

#76
08-14-2006 -- 16:15:05
When I went to Calibration school in North Island CA.  We were doing field day.  I was cleaning the female head (no jokes....) and opened the little metal box in the stall.  Inside was a pad.  I went out and told one of the females that she had to go in and empty the box.  She looked at me and said "Why do I have to do it?"  Well my come back was "you are not a smoker, do you feel you should have to pick up cigarette butts?"  She quickly responded "NO" to which I said "Well I dont use those and dont feel I should have to pick them up."  Nothing more was said, she went and emptied out the box.
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN:

A veteran - whether on active duty, honorably discharged, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in

flew-da-coup

#77
08-15-2006 -- 04:48:48
Make them eat the pads. :evil:
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

bradley563

#78
08-15-2006 -- 05:05:25
With ketchup on them
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN:

A veteran - whether on active duty, honorably discharged, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in

flew-da-coup

#79
08-15-2006 -- 05:23:32
Gross :-P
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

bradley563

#80
08-15-2006 -- 05:44:23
Kinda makes you hungrey?
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN:

A veteran - whether on active duty, honorably discharged, retired, national guard, or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to The 'United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in

flew-da-coup

#81
08-15-2006 -- 06:07:22
 :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

cobychuck

#82
08-23-2006 -- 09:34:57 Last Edit: 08-23-2006 -- 09:56:30 by cobychuck
    I swear, nothing is ever going to get done here in the dorms.  We had a meeting yesterday about what to do with our pool room since we are getting rid of two pool tables and putting ina brand new one.  Now, the shirt wanted to turn it into a theatre room with an overhead projector.  Not a bad idea, but after some discussion in the meeting it was determined that doing that would be more a pain because the pool room is the main hang out during any party.  It was also fairly recently redecorated by the residents.  Now the reason I say nothing is ever going to get done is this: airmen talk a lot here, but nothing seems to come of it.  It will be interesting to see how many volunteers we get to help with this project.

Also, I have a question and I'd like to see what you think:

    The Furniture Management Office has ordered some LCD flatscreen TVs for the dorms.  They are in the neighborhood of 70".  How long do you think it will be before they are vandalized/stolen?  (Theoretical question, they may end up being perfectly fine...I hope)

docbyers

#83
08-23-2006 -- 09:44:45
I remember a time in the past when a dorm TV was relocated to a resident's room, nicely installed in a locking entertainment armoire so the TV couldn't be seen during room inspection.  Of course, the idiot was found out in short order, and no longer worked for the USAF after that.  Rumor had it that he spent some time at "Pebble Beach East" (Leavenworth), making small rocks out of big ones...  All rumor of course...
If it works, it's a Fluke.

cobychuck

#84
08-30-2006 -- 09:18:52
    One butt buffet coming up!  Apparently the threat of working Saturday means nothing to these losers.  People are still throwing cigarette butts on the ground.  I can't wait to hear them complain when they get stuck out there.  Muahahahahahahahaha!  :evil:

docbyers

#85
08-30-2006 -- 09:36:23
So, if I'm a dorm resident, and I throw my cigarette butts in a butt can or ashtray, I don't have to clean them up on Saturday?  I can sleep in?  Who'd wanna do that?!?  No!  I want to get up at 0500 and spend a rainy Saturday morning picking up cigarette butts!  That case of beer I drink on Friday night be damned!  It's so much more fun to pick up butts with a hangover!  ...and they'd better not forget room inspections while I'm out cleaning up the trash, and uniform inspections after that!  THEN I want a GI party to strip and wax all the floors, vacuum the carpets and scrub out the garbage cans!  Then my weekend will be complete...  :-)
If it works, it's a Fluke.

cobychuck

#86
08-30-2006 -- 09:39:22
    So thats whats going through their minds!  That really helps Doc.  I guess I just hadn't looked at it that way before... 8-)

cobychuck

#87
10-12-2006 -- 09:36:55
    Well, I really don't have any new stories.  I know I will sooner or later, but it's been slow for dumb airmen lately.  We do have a dorm party on Friday that could produce a couple items of interest.  We'll see.
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