Laboratory Policies

Started by NRA4Life, 02-04-2006 -- 12:37:34

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docbyers

Ever try to milk a soy plant?!?  Darned near impossible...

I was raised on a dairy farm, so I have a certain predliction for drinking whole milk, no skim, no 2%, no fat free, nothing but the real deal.  When I was first born, Dad would bring the warm milk up from the barn in a 2-quart stainless steel container; Mom would pour it directly into my bottle, and feed me while the milk was still warm.  Naturally I don't remember that, but as I mix formula for my baby at 0200 in the morning, I just shake my head and wonder if it's really any better for her...  She drinks Mommy's milk throughout the day, and has formula at night to help her (and her parents!) sleep better....

Sometimes I think progress is a good thing, but it's gone on too long...
If it works, it's a Fluke.

flew-da-coup

My hands are too big to milk soy plants
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

Thraxas

You can milk a soy plant? :-o

docbyers

It's like milking a cat (refer to Ben Stiller in Meet The Parents)...
If it works, it's a Fluke.

Thraxas


flew-da-coup

I believe milking moles is harder than cats.
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

Thraxas


NRA4Life

One word to sum it up...OPPRESSION

Thraxas

Quote from: NRA4Life on 06-12-2006 -- 10:46:10
One word to sum it up...OPPRESSION

How much longer does the company have on their contract? :?

Thraxas

We're also further inland from the hurricanes. :-D

flew-da-coup

You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

Thraxas

Hurricanes are terrible. :-(

flew-da-coup

They are adrenaline rushes. :evil:
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

flew-da-coup

Of course it sucks when your house gets sucked out to the sea.
You shall do no injustice in judgment, in measurement of length, weight, or volume.Leviticus 19:35

Thraxas

It sucks when a hurricane ruins your house in any way.