My fellow PMEL brothern...
I am back in the UAE...Brought my wife over, not for her vacation, but merely a bargining tool(just in case we get caught and I'm out of ammo)...
Anyway, besides me kicking a ra :-Dghead in the nuts for Coup, is there any other request? Holla back!
Well, if it's not TOO much trouble.. My 15 year old Harley T shirt, size XL that I got in Dubai is getting kind threadbare....
Hey it's Devil_Dog!! Hey man. Poke one in the eye for me. :wink:
Eye poke...no problem...
Hey old navy, email me ya size and addy and i'll hook ya up! :-D
Just head butt a few too. :evil:
Devil-Dog,
Check if any of the sheiks are trying to marry off daughters, 30 or 40 might be nice, I'm thinking about starting a brothel.......... I mean harem.
Hey Coastie, you can buy them for 5k to 100k per women...No sh!t!
Oh God, You have to wonder what you get for 5K? Some fat, dumpy chick with no teeth and a bald spot in her beard. :-P
Actually I was hoping to be paid to take them off their hands, ou know dowries.
Darn Coastie ! You are asking for a bit much aren't you?
Quote from: flew-da-coup on 08-15-2006 -- 11:10:06
Oh God, You have to wonder what you get for 5K? Some fat, dumpy chick with no teeth and a bald spot in her beard. :-P
They all look the same in the Ninja dresses..........
No BS, some of the hottest broads i've ever seen were Arabic! Esp the ones from Moccoco, Eygpt, and Lebanon...Very extoxic looking!
So they don't have bald spots in their beards? :?
I don't think thats to much, besides I'm a greedy little miser.
You could always get them to shave their beards. But you might not like what you see.
All look the same with the lights out.
Well, it's the weekend here (Thrus and Friday) and it's the longest week ever! This freakin week has drugggggggg by. Damn. 44 days left... :cry:
where you going when you come back?
Back to the Fort Worth plant in Texas. That's where I'm based out of bewteen trips...
When you getting out to come and work with Coup and myself? You can work on the road with me.
Do I get frequent drivers' miles? :? :-D
To give you an ideal on how much I've traveled this year, I sitting at about 130,000 frequent flyer miles ytd. And I still got a trip and a half left..... :| That should put me at around 150 10 175K for the year (not even a whole year). :cry: :cry: :-D
Yes I get all my frequent flyer miles. They try and put us on our airline of choice.
Also get all hotel points. We make our own hotel reservations. Company books airline tickets.
Quote from: InLikeFlynn on 08-20-2006 -- 15:42:20
Arabs are competitive little sh*ts. Elbow several in the eye when shooting hoops. :-D
Just bring up a knee when going up.....LOL
Wear spikes when playing with them. :-D
I about got into a scuffle with some local guy last night. Mrs. Devil_Dog and I were coming out of a movie at the local mall. We got in the car and was driving out of the parking lot when this asshole, complete oblivious to the fact that he had a stop sign, ran the stop sign and tried to cut me off. I did what any other local or American would do. I laid on the horn and gave him the ol "You-stupid-moron" look. I guess that pissed him off (he had his wife in the car all burka-up'ed). So this guy gets on my ass, flashing his lights like he wants me to pull over. All the while I'm thinking, "This guy really don't want me to pull over". Anyway, I encountered a stop sign where, obeying all the driving rules and regulations, came to a complete stop. During which, Ali Babba in the Benz behind me, hits the gas to pass me. Once he passed me, he hit the brakes in his car and proceeds to, what it looks like from my angle, fiddle around with his seat belt like he's fixing to get out the car! Aight, Ali, you want a jihad, well here it is......
I instantly popped out of the car and confronted this gentleman (actually, I kinda rushed him like a pitbull). So we're standing in the middle of the road, he's speaking Arabic, while I kept repeating very sternly, "What's the f*cking problem? You got a f*cking problem?!" He then realizes I'm not one of them and started speaking English. But, for some strange reason, his story changed greatly, when I got in his face. I explained to this dick (very adamantly) that a stop sign means stop. He was telling me," Be easy, be easy..." HAHAHA! For a second there, I thought I saw his lips quivering. And finally, the conversation with me telling him," if you don't want to get embarrassed in front of his wife and be sore the next day, then get in your ____ car! (as I pointed at it)." Needless to say, he got in his car and sped off...
The locals here are extremely arrogant and conceded. His actions almost landed him in the ER and me at the embassy. :mrgreen:
Our boys at the embassy would have given you a cup of coffee and a pat on the back.
Then, you and the missus would be on a plane headed stateside... Sad, but true.
Quote from: docbyers on 08-24-2006 -- 07:03:57
Our boys at the embassy would have given you a cup of coffee and a pat on the back.
Then, you and the missus would be on a plane headed stateside... Sad, but true.
And straight into coups open arms.......................
Wait a minute................where was coup............was this an elaborate plan he had set up to get the devil dog to sunny orlando :?
Dude you should have beat his @ss. You should have had Mrs. Devil_Dog drag the burka clad wife out of the car and beat the crap out of her too. I can just see that rag head shaking in his boots when he realized that you were no punk. You should have told him that he needed to be wearing the burka. You could have atleast poked him the eye. That's okay I guess. I am gald you scared the crap out of him anyway. This type of behavior is typical in Arabs. They run there mouth and act all tough, but when push comes to shove they run like hell. Look at Bin laden. He ran his mouth but when we go to get in his face he runs like hell. All Arabs are punks. If you talk smack you better be able to back it up. Thanks for proving another one of my points that Arabs are punks that just run their mouth.