One from the doc... (and chairforce.com)
(http://www.pmelforum.com/downloads/alt_rank.JPG)
All hail chairforce.com! That's friggin' great! Sad part is, I fit under one of those...(65%...gimme that stripe!)
How about adding some decorations ? New stripes are nothing without some really garrish decortations on the chest.
Like "The Order of the Passover" for those who just can't make rank, a black ribbon, second award a bronze dunce cap.
Or " The Lost Soul " for those who wander around in a constant daze, make it a compass rose with a broken needle.
Wow. All those ranks are spot on. I've had the misfortune to work with a few Princesses. :-(
We had a Marine "Princess" at Lowry back in '82 (one of those 2-10-2 types). She told me the only reason she joined the USMC was "to find a husband, get pregnant, and get out." Needless to say, she did not complete her course of instruction at PMEL U...