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Title: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 05-15-2006 -- 17:01:26
I think Cali is the worst state to live in...
Too expensive and not a great place to raise kids...

Read my other post on what I think of this wasteland... :x :evil:


Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 05-15-2006 -- 17:03:23
I absoletely hate California....
I hate their F*%$&!@ liberal views....
I hate their F*%$&!@ gun laws....
I hate how they think they're the only people who live in the F*%$&!@ union...
I hate the F*%$&!@ so-called "celebarites" who live there in their million dollar homes...
I hate their F*%$&!@ outlook on life...
Hippies F*%$&!@ suck!
San Fran should fall in the F*%$&!@ ocean (is there one straight person in the city?)....
I really hate their F*%$&!@ opioin on the military....

I need to take my meds now....
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 05-15-2006 -- 17:39:28
I must admit that Jersey is a garbage dump, but California is the pit of hell.  Devil Dog hit the nail on the head. California is expensive and the people there SUCK. San Fran and L.A. are $h!t holes. I will also vote for Washington D.C. even though it is not a state. You have to wonder about people who vote for a crackhead for mayor  and after the crackhead gets out of jail he gets voted in again as mayor. Also all the New England states are filled to the rim with homos.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: K-Rock on 05-15-2006 -- 17:46:00
I was stationed in Grand Forks, ND for 1 yr. Coldest I've ever been in my life and no real social activities for a young airman, other than heavy drinking....
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: bradley563 on 05-15-2006 -- 17:56:02
So, PMEL_DEVIL-DOG how exactly do you feel about California?


 :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 05-15-2006 -- 18:45:27
I must admit that Jersey is a garbage dump, but California is the pit of hell.  Devil Dog hit the nail on the head. California is expensive and the people there SUCK. San Fran and L.A. are $h!t holes. I will also vote for Washington D.C. even though it is not a state. You have to wonder about people who vote for a crackhead for mayor  and after the crackhead gets out of jail he gets voted in again as mayor. Also all the New England states are filled to the rim with homos.

Anr what's up with that mayor of New Orleans? That cute lil comment he said about turning New Orleans into a chocolate city. WTF?! Let a white man say some sh*t like that! Man, you'll  have the NAACP, Nation of Isalm, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Dr. Martin Luther Kings' ghost, and the Black Panters ready to burn down the city. And this is coming from a proud black man! Well he can keep is homo-trans city...That place is filthy. It's like Sodm and Gamora...








Nevertheless, Cali still rains supreme in suck-ness.... :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 05-16-2006 -- 09:55:40
New Orleans is a dump. I was a dump before Katrina.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: Hoopty on 05-16-2006 -- 11:06:06
Louisiana, as a whole is pretty screwed up.  After California, they get my vote.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: docbyers on 05-16-2006 -- 11:30:44
I did a 2-week contract job for Schlumberger in Houma, LA years ago; aside from the 100-degree heat, 99% humidity, daily thunderstorm, and people who spoke a language other than English, mediocre food and weird highways, it was simply wonderful! :-P

I did have some interesting times in New Orleans in my younger days, when much alcohol was consumed...  I don't remember her name, but she had hair down to her waist and bodacious ta-ta's...  There was a $100 bottle of champagne involved, and the flight back to Cincinnati the next day was pretty painful...  Damn- that's all I can remember! :|

These days when I'm in N.O. I go to the Crescent City Brewery to drink hefeweizen beer and eat bratwursts, while the rest of the family sees Bourbon St. and the rest...  Once you've walked one block of Bourbon, you've pretty much seen all the others.  ...and the mayor?  He'll be in Webster's new dictionary, with a photo next to 'incompetent.'
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: Hoopty on 05-16-2006 -- 13:07:57
You failed to mention the abundance of shady politicians and law enforcement officials...  I've never seen as much corruption and scandal in any one place.

They also are quite innovative when it comes to speed traps.  And they especially like to ticket out of state vehicles.

On my recent trek through that state, I came upon two traps that I hadn't really seen before.  One was a trooper sitting just on the downslope of a hill so that he could only be seen as you crested it.  His car was facing in the same direction as traffic.  He had the door open and was turned around backwards pointing the gun out the crack of the door.  The other had 2 troopers, out of their vehicles, at the beginning of a bridge, standing behind the concrete guardrail, and near some signposts (thus making them nearly invisible) with their radar guns.  And on the other side of the bridge and down a hill were their two very busy accomplices in vehicles.  Both with lights flashing and cars pulled over.

As for the mayor, it looks like he's going to be re-elected.  I just have to wonder if it's those dislocated voters, who don't plan on returning, playing a cruel joke on the remaining residents.  There is no way that I would ever put that guy in charge of my town again!
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: joevm on 05-16-2006 -- 13:27:47
new jersey is pretty bad, but come across the river to philly and it is much worse.  the police and the politicians are sooo corrupt. not to mention every where except center city there is garbage every where. no joke every night at least one person is murdered. not to mention all the fires and other accidents. but i would have to agree that cali is the worst.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 05-16-2006 -- 13:46:02
Hey Joe, when where u in the Corps? And where?
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: joevm on 05-16-2006 -- 15:49:52
97-02 went to school in biloxi and spent 4 years in cherry point. were you marini's room mate?
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 05-16-2006 -- 17:53:02
yeah!!!! Holy Sh*t! Dp I know you?
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: kkudla on 05-16-2006 -- 17:57:31
I absoletely hate California....
I hate their F*%$&!@ liberal views....
I hate their F*%$&!@ gun laws....
I hate how they think they're the only people who live in the F*%$&!@ union...
I hate the F*%$&!@ so-called "celebarites" who live there in their million dollar homes...
I hate their F*%$&!@ outlook on life...
Hippies F*%$&!@ suck!
San Fran should fall in the F*%$&!@ ocean (is there one straight person in the city?)....
I really hate their F*%$&!@ opioin on the military....

I need to take my meds now....

I would love California if it weren't for the people and their frivolous laws.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: Thraxas on 05-19-2006 -- 00:31:51
I would love California if it weren't for the people and their frivolous laws.

I would love California to sink to the bottom of the ocean.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: Thraxas on 05-19-2006 -- 01:40:33
I wouldn't know. I don't listen to groups named after a dude's private parts. :lol:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: kavin.catalfu on 05-19-2006 -- 21:21:00
Is it OK to have never been to a place and say you hate everything about it?  Well if that is the case I have always hated....wait for it, wait for it-you guessed Cali Fricking ornia.  Pretentious a holes.  It is sad that is the one state I wouldn't minde going back under Mexican control...well wait maybe I went too far with that.  Let the celebutants, and the hollywood "elite" leave and maybe california will be inhabitable again...maybe.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 05-22-2006 -- 09:38:10
California will be hit by a major earthquake. God will take care of those reporbates.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: cs137 on 05-22-2006 -- 11:26:33
If your fair skinned, like being taxed to death, love taking lots of anti depressants and drinking contaminated well water you would love ohio.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-07-2006 -- 15:25:40
Hey you guys have the death penalty and actually use it... :evil:
Got some neighbors from Cali that just moved in (FT Worth). they just had "Liberal Stank" oozing from them. I saw the female was wearing burkenstocks and this hemp dress with no bra and her husband needs a haircut. They asked us what we do and I replied that both me and my wife just got out the Corps. They asked me how I felt about the war in Iraq. I replied, and I qoute,"Where else can you kill someone legally and have fun doing it? Plus, we have all these new weapons we need to try out..." They're jaws hit the floor. It was awesome! Those hippies are really going to be hurting (My street is very conservative, and we're all prior or current military guys. My friend across the street is an F-16 pilot).  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-07-2006 -- 16:37:50
After you told them about your thoughts on the war you should have asked them " What's your thoughts on the war?" I bet they would have not been honest.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: kkudla on 07-08-2006 -- 06:51:09
After you told them about your thoughts on the war you should have asked them " What's your thoughts on the war?" I bet they would have not been honest.

even better you should tell them that you're glad they executed Stanley "Tookie" Williams and that Fox News is the greatest news network ever.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-10-2006 -- 09:41:25
Stupid hippies. :x
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-17-2006 -- 17:35:33
The neighbors asked my wife and I over for a cook-out. But we had to bring our own meat. :x
Apparently, they wanted to show my wife and I that tofu can taste like meat. WTF!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

They're trying to be nice I guess, but damn! People from Cali remind me of aliens. Like that one flick with Rowdy Ronnie Piper! :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: docbyers on 07-17-2006 -- 18:07:30
Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-17-2006 -- 18:19:53
Every male vegetarian I have known has a girl body. None of them look like men. Let me guess, your neighbor has pencile arms and looks kinda sickly. Typical for a male robbing his body of meat. If he wants to be a sissy let him. I just don't see how a girly man gets a woman. Like my wife says " I can't see being married to a man that doesn't make me feel safe". Now, how can a man with a girly body make a woman feel safe?
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-17-2006 -- 19:06:18
Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...


OUTSTANDING IDEAL!!!! :-D I'll be sure to have my Ted Nugent's "Call of the WIld" hunting vids playing in the background alone with Lynard! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-17-2006 -- 19:07:29
Every male vegetarian I have known has a girl body. None of them look like men. Let me guess, your neighbor has pencile arms and looks kinda sickly. Typical for a male robbing his body of meat. If he wants to be a sissy let him. I just don't see how a girly man gets a woman. Like my wife says " I can't see being married to a man that doesn't make me feel safe". Now, how can a man with a girly body make a woman feel safe?

That is very true.....It's something about meat that does the male testastone good! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-18-2006 -- 09:58:55
I just don't get these guys who think they are healthy not eating meat. All they have to do is look in the mirror and see that they are robbing themselves of protien.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-18-2006 -- 11:27:57
Yeah, it's like what Ron White says: You ain't never met a healthy vegan...they're all pasty, pale, and gault-looking.... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-18-2006 -- 11:35:02
If you want to see something funny then Google Vegan BodyBuilders. Man that is some funny crap. The vegan bodybuilders look like girl bodybuiders.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-18-2006 -- 11:37:23
Here check this out.  http://www.veganbodybuilding.org/
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-18-2006 -- 15:43:57
I don't believe that! I've really seen it all...What a f-in joke :-o
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-18-2006 -- 15:46:00
What did I tell you. Hahahahaha

Girly men... :evil:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-19-2006 -- 10:50:21
To get muscles, one must consume muscles....we're at the top of the food chain looking down...and it's a looong way down.... :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-19-2006 -- 12:53:10
Wait a minute. I don't think that's right. If you eat nuts does that mean you will get nuts?   :? Hahaha

I agree with you Devil_Dog.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: Valdic on 07-19-2006 -- 14:11:34
Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...
Next time those damn hippies have the audacity to ask you to break bread with them, you should smite them with your bible. That will show them what's what!
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: docbyers on 07-19-2006 -- 15:00:33
I think in Dog's world, smiting with the Bible is verboten.  It's the "more flies with honey than with vinegar" approach...  He's going to do the "love thy neighbor" thing until they convert to a more conventional way of thinking, and then keep right on loving the neighbor (and probably sharing boar meat with them...)
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-19-2006 -- 16:55:42
Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...
Next time those damn hippies have the audacity to ask you to break bread with them, you should smite them with your bible. That will show them what's what!
First off, I wouldn't wanna contaminate the Good Book like that. They limit there showers to one every other fiscal year so the dolphins have more water to swim in. And that's nasty.... :x

 Yeah I figured that once I hit "godly-status"(Gunnery Sergeant :-D), I'll start doing some smitting. But since I'm out of my beloved Corps, I'll let the Great CO do all the smitting. Since they don't eat meat, I've been inviting them to every cookout I'd had since....

I told them that I'm sometimes a vegan if you count Copenhagen as a vegatable

Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-19-2006 -- 17:08:04
Wild boar ain't meat, it's pork and they shouldn't have a problem with that. I was nice enuff to try some of their soy milk. After that, in a very nice, tactfully, Southern Baptist Christian way, I told them that was the most god-awful sh*t I've ever put in my mouth...Then I had to explain that soy milk is just a gimick, a false product if you will, that some fancy SUV driving, safari-hunting corporate white collar fella invented to fool the likes of you. You probably bought his turbo charged Hummer and the gear he hunted with.  In order for you to produce milk, one must tits. An since soy beans don't have tits, then hmmmmm.....Dude, you're just drinking soy juice. And thanks for my new rifle! :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: docbyers on 07-19-2006 -- 17:13:02
As mentioned before somewhere on this site, soy plants are a bitch to milk, so your logic is sound.  The Hummer bit was a nice touch; well done!
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: mrrob007 on 07-19-2006 -- 18:20:23
Not all of us in Cali are self-absorbed pretentious a-holes.   :wink:
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-19-2006 -- 18:44:09
you must be an implant! :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-20-2006 -- 13:49:38
Invite them to your place to return their hospitality, and serve them veal, or better yet, boar meat that you hunted and killed yourself!  That may be a culinary experience they would be unfamiliar with...

While they're there, show them your gun collection, Marine ribbons, and your collection of Ann Coulter and Tom Clancy books, which are right next to a well-worn Bible.  You might ask them if they want a "Rice for President '08" bumper sticker for their car...

You may not get invited back to their place again, though...
Next time those damn hippies have the audacity to ask you to break bread with them, you should smite them with your bible. That will show them what's what!
First off, I wouldn't wanna contaminate the Good Book like that. They limit there showers to one every other fiscal year so the dolphins have more water to swim in. And that's nasty.... :x

 Yeah I figured that once I hit "godly-status"(Gunnery Sergeant :-D), I'll start doing some smitting. But since I'm out of my beloved Corps, I'll let the Great CO do all the smitting. Since they don't eat meat, I've been inviting them to every cookout I'd had since....

I told them that I'm sometimes a vegan if you count Copenhagen as a vegatable


Devil_Dog and I eat the same vegies. I love my Copenhagen and it is enviromental friendly. Save the Whales and dip Copenhagen. :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-20-2006 -- 14:44:19
sometimes it's recyclable, depending if your between paydays!!! :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-20-2006 -- 17:06:43
That I cannot do. I buy it in bulk from Sam's Wholesale. I store it in my freezer. I buy 2 weeks worth every payday.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-21-2006 -- 10:54:28
That I cannot do. I buy it in bulk from Sam's Wholesale. I store it in my freezer. I buy 2 weeks worth every payday.
My buddie in the Corps used to buy Rooster when he was broke. I used to say he likes to have cock in his mouth! :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-21-2006 -- 11:15:38
Hahaha...

I can't dip anything else but Cope. Everything else is useless.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: Valdic on 07-21-2006 -- 17:39:51
Disgusting habit...now bennies(sp?)! That's where it's at!
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-21-2006 -- 18:26:22
What's a bennie?
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: Valdic on 07-21-2006 -- 18:38:00
Disgusting little cigarettes used to smoke in Saudi. Tasted like crap, but smelled like Ganja, used to excite dorm managers!
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: MIRCS on 07-21-2006 -- 22:12:18
Hahaha...

I can't dip anything else but Cope. Everything else is useless.

O coaxed a boy out of the bilge on the Patriot (MCM-7)he was in stuck between two pipes with Cope. Amazing what that smell did to him when he was whinning about "get HT3????...he's the only one I trust to cut these here pipes with me between them"

Beedies got smoked by many in the Gulf
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-24-2006 -- 09:28:44
I don't remember them??? Of course I don't remember much of anything from back then.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: clacoste on 07-25-2006 -- 12:50:53
Valdic,

What were you doing in Saudi?  I used to work for Saudia (Saudi Airlines) at their maintenance base in Jeddah (Metrology Lab).  Only for ten years....now fully Saudiized and a couple Filipinos doing all the work...
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-25-2006 -- 13:34:41
I used to smoke bedi's. but these where flavored. Great buzz, though! :-D
If they came out with tofu Cope, I'll try it! Sike! :-P
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-25-2006 -- 17:12:51
Copenhagen tofu. Sounds like it might work.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: bradley563 on 07-25-2006 -- 23:46:37
We had a guy on my last ship who popped on a urinalysis.  said he was smoking Bedi's.   Then he took off.  They caught him about 2 months later trying to buy a gun at a pawn shop.  Fool gave his real name and SSN.  It popped right away and the owner called the police on him.    some people are so stupid..........
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-26-2006 -- 09:01:33
We had a guy on my last ship who popped on a urinalysis.  said he was smoking Bedi's.   Then he took off.  They caught him about 2 months later trying to buy a gun at a pawn shop.  Fool gave his real name and SSN.  It popped right away and the owner called the police on him.    some people are so stupid..........

He must have been smoking Bedi's again.
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-26-2006 -- 14:25:57
We had a guy on my last ship who popped on a urinalysis.  said he was smoking Bedi's.   Then he took off.  They caught him about 2 months later trying to buy a gun at a pawn shop.  Fool gave his real name and SSN.  It popped right away and the owner called the police on him.    some people are so stupid..........

He must have been smoking Bedi's again.
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nice try...they's no THC in ebony leaves and Indian tobacco...Dummy
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-26-2006 -- 14:32:45
Okay Devil_Dog, I will take it slow for you. It's a JOKE. Get it. It is insinuating that he thinks that pot is Bedi's. In other words he was stoned and that's why he went in the store and gave his info even though he was AWOL and should have known that he was going to be busted.  :-P
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-26-2006 -- 14:35:57
Thanks for clearing that up....I was talking about the fact that the guy had the nerve to say he popped on bedi's. I wasn't calling you the dummy, I was referring to ol boy! DAMN!!!! :-D
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-26-2006 -- 14:37:12
Ohhhhhh!!!!!!
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: PMEL_DEVIL-DOG on 07-26-2006 -- 14:39:31
Coup, you seen the latest hunting pics I posted? I had to ask! :-)
Title: Re: What's the worst state to live in?
Post by: flew-da-coup on 07-26-2006 -- 14:40:57
Yeah, I think I've seen them all.